Woods is Unsexiest Man of the Year

Washington: Troubled golfer Tiger Woods has been named the `unsexiest man of the year` by a newspaper.The embattled sportsman beat out 99 others for the unflattering title in a new survey conducted by the US lifestyle paper.

“Tiger Woods is a fit athlete and not a bad looking guy, but the jaw dropping nature of his double life was so astounding that it revolted everybody to the point where he endangered endorsement deals,” the Editor-In-Chief of the news daily tells a news website. “On a superficial level he was such a perfect specimen, but just one chip shot put a divot in his robotically perfect image revealing a warren of below the bunker lies. He thought he was above it all.” Rounding out the top five on their list in descending order: John Mayer, Kevin Smith, John Edwards and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. Top 10 of the 100 Unsexiest Men of the Year 2010 by the newspaper: 1. Tiger Woods 2. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino 3. John Edwards 4. Kevin Smith 5. John Mayer 6. Jesse James 7. Glenn Beck 8. Jay Leno 9. Mark Sanford 10. The Pope. ANI