And now, here`s Snooki with the news
Los Angeles: Has the rightful heir to Edward R. Murrow`s crown finally been discovered?
No, decidedly not -- but if you`re looking for a semi-amusing take on the events of the day, you could do worse.
"Jersey Shore" charmer Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi recently took her turn at the anchor`s desk to produce "The News According to Snooki," a production of AOL`s teen-centered web site Cambio.
With a jar of pickles on one side of her and a can of hairspray on the other (not to mention the tiara perched on her pouf), the Snookster weighs in on such pertinent topics as Beyonce`s VMAs appearance, the damage caused by Hurricane Irene, aliens and global warming.
Hey, could it be any worse than Anderson Cooper cracking himself up over poop jokes?