Sick of ‘living like a nun’ Sinead O’Connor desperate for ‘kinky sex’

New York: Singer Sinead O’Connor has revealed that she is sick of living like a nun, and has taken to Irish newspapers and her own website to find a new lover.

According to an article published in the Irish Independent, the 44-year-old ‘The Lion and the Cobra’ singer said that her sexual situation is so awful that even inanimate objects are starting to look good to her. “My situation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good, as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables,” the New York Daily News quoted O’Connor’s article as saying. “I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun, and it’s VERY depressing,” she stated. The singer, whom many remember for ripping up a photo of the Pope on ‘Saturday Night Live’ in 1992 also listed certain qualities she is looking for in a potential mate, which included – that he must be older than 44, employed and not in the habit of using hair gel. Sadly, there were some things O’Connor wanted that didn’t make to the column due to which she followed up a post on her personal website making it clear that certain sex acts the paper has censored were definitely “on the menu” – with even ladies being included. “I’ve had reasonable complaints from lesbians that they have been excluded. “This was terribly remiss of me and I would now like to make it clear that women will also be very much considered,” she said. ANI