Melbourne: "Nude" underwear and black
knee-socks have led a parade of women's fashion disasters at
the Australian Open, in a welcome distraction from some
Fashion police were alerted when aspiring designer Venus
Williams took the court in her "Alice in Wonderland" creation,
a yellow criss-cross number showing large amounts of flesh.
The ensemble was completed with a tiny patterned skirt
and Venus's famous "nude" shorts, which give the impression
she has forgotten to put on knickers.
"The outfit is inspired by Alice in Wonderland. Don't
laugh," she said, to guffaws. "It's kind of about a surprise,
because when Alice goes down the hole, the rabbit hole, she
finds all these things that are so surprising."
Fellow competitors were certainly taken aback, and did
not temper their comments about the unusual attire, which one
wag said looked like a garden trellis.
"It looks a little uncomfortable," said Russia's Nadia
Petrova. "I hope she doesn't have a tan like a chess board
However, Petrova could hardly talk after appearing in a
frilly purple and blue outfit which she frankly admitted was
not really her.
"It wasn't my design... it doesn't really flatter my
physique," she told the Herald-Sun newspaper. "I think that
outfit would look cute on someone like Maria Kirilenko, who's
a little bit smaller and has this really petite figure."
Williams also caught the eye in a shimmering blue dress
in her opening match, and a black studded number with a barely
visible skirt in her brief appearance in the third round,
before pulling out injured.
"It's all about the dress because it has a mesh and a
satin kind of material," she enthused about the blue dress.”
"Of course, it's all sports gear, and it's all about that
zipper, too. A lot of the focus of the dress is the zipper.
So, of course, always I have fun designing my dresses."
World number one Caroline Wozniacki has looked below-par
in a pleated dress over red pants, and French Open champion
Francesca Schiavone did herself no favours with one that ties
across her chest, topped with a Tarzan headband.
Meanwhile American Bethanie Mattek-Sands burnished her
reputation for trashy on-court attire with some unfetching
black knee-socks and tiger-striped top.
Kim Clijsters managed a classier look with a simple green
dress that drew on past outfits worn by Australian great
Evonne Goolagong Cawley.
Williams has stolen the show in the absence of sister
Serena, whose outrageous outfits have included black leather
jackets and knee-high boots, and a constantly evolving hairdo.
"I think maybe we're confused on our identity, because we
can't keep one hairstyle for more than a few months," Venus
said. "But life is fun when you can change it up and have fun
The oddball fashions have provided excellent cover for
some poor performances with a number of former women's number
ones, including Ana Ivanovic, Dinara Safina and Jelena
Jankovic, crashing in the early rounds.
Williams and Justine Henin are also out, but both are
suffering from injury.
First Published: Sunday, January 23, 2011, 14:02