"Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan Man."
"I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection."
Chandler: "We can play poker, anytime, anywhere. All we need is a deck of cards." Ross: "You know what? Let's do it. Let's be real grown-ups."
"I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."
"You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection."
"My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight."
"Until I was 25, I thought the response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap!”
"It's like all my life everyone always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!"
Chandler: "Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!! Joey: "That's a great story, Chandler, but I don't use a Q-tip."