“True love will triumph at the end—which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, then it’s the most beautiful lie we have.”
"You Want A Love That Consumes You, You Want Passion, Adventure, And Even A Little Danger."
“Some Girls Can't Resist My Good Looks, My Style, My Charm, And My Unflinching Ability To Listen To Taylor Swift.”
"When People See Good, They Expect Good And I Don't Want To Have To Live Up To Anyone's Expectations."
“Dear Diary, A Chipmunk Asked Me My Name Today. I Told Him It Was Joe. That Lie, Will Haunt Me, Forever.”
“See, I Don’t Mind Being The Bad Guy. Because Somebody Has To Fill That Role And Get Things Done.”
"In The End, When You Lose Somebody, Every Candle, Every Prayer Is Not Going To Make Up For The Fact That The Only Thing You Have Left Is A Hole In Your Life Where That Somebody You Cared About Used To Be."
“I Do Not Go Behind People’s Backs And Torture Them. I Like My Enemies To Look Me In The Eye And See The Depth Of My Rage.”
“If You’re Going To Be Bad, Be Bad With A Purpose, Or Else You’re Not Worth Forgiving.”
"There Is No Such Thing As A Bad Idea. Only Poorly Executed Awesome Ones."