Chance kabhi bhi last nahi.... hamesha second last hota hai.
Love vagehra ka khayali pulav maine taste karke pakakar chod diya hai.
Body ka kya hai... aaj dubli kal moti.... thinking mein-hich honi chahiye na beauty.
Woh joh matki phodne ka khel hota hai na... matki phodta toh ek hi hai... lekin usse us oonchai tak pahunchane wale bahut kandhe hote hai... mukaam saamne dikhta hai... aise mein bedhadak chalaang lagani chahiye... phisalkar gir padhe toh wohi kandhe sambhal lenge... lekin agar matki tak pahunche aur phod dali... toh itihaas rach doge.
Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen ... hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai.
Number one ke sapne paalna khatre se khali nahi hota.
Burger mein tikki rakhne se woh hamburger nahi ban jaata ... tikki burger hi rehta hai