“Yeah, I wonder why you would waste your time in learning and studying, you come from a filthy rich family!”
“Yeah, right now I am here for you, but when I am not there, you will realise how important it is to do things on your own.”
“I’m not yelling; I’m just projecting enthusiasm.”
“Had I raised my hand at the right time, by now the entire job would have been finished.”
“Why sleep when you can scroll through your phone in the dark for hours?”
“Only if you could get some time off the phone, half of your problem would be solved without an intervention.”
“Of course, I enjoy repeating myself a hundred times. It’s my cardio for the day.”
“Yes, let’s argue about something insignificant for hours. It’s my favourite pastime.”
“Why is there a science experiment growing in your room?”
“No need to pick up your toys; I enjoy turning into a ninja and tripping on them in the dark.”