Share salary with colleagues, causing them to calculate monthly expenses and request short-term loans. Avoid hiding financial status and post salary slip as a sign for free loans.
Avoid presenting a convincing sickness by coughing every two hours and avoiding biryani orders the next day. This trick is getting old and requires extra effort.
While office life is taxed and not conducive to lifelong friendships, it's important to be unique and contribute to the office's celebrations, rather than being the center of jokes.
Park good ideas for another day to finish quickly and avoid waiting for home. Save brilliance for impressing someone who doesn't sign your paycheck.
In the corporate world, the boss is a necessary evil, making the difference between a raise and a two-wheeler or a four-wheeler. Fake a smile and nod.
Avoid completing work ahead of time, as it's not a race and won't secure another task. Finishing too soon can lead to never-ending work with no extra pay.
Corporates can ruin happiness if you're too happy, so don't overstate your happiness; instead, focus on getting by and not expressing your joy.