“You girls keep me young. Oh, I love you so much.”
“I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don’t have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.”
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.”
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.”
“I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school ... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”
"Gretchen, stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. It's not going to happen!" — Regina George