7 Unforgettable Phoebe Buffay Quotes

1.

"Oh my god, A woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!"

2.

"My eyes, my eyes!"

3.

"Hello. This is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize!"

4.

"I asked for the news, not the weather!"

5.

"They don't know that we know they know we know!"

6.

"That is brand new information!"

7.

"I don't even have a 'Pla'!"