“Thanks for the input, but my decision is still on backorder.” (A playful way to indicate their influence isn’t needed right now.)
“I see you’re trying to win the ‘Best Dramatic Performance’ award. Great effort!” (Acknowledges their manipulation while keeping the tone humorous.)
“I appreciate your enthusiasm for my life choices, but I’m the director here.” (Reminds them that you’re in charge without being confrontational.)
“Wow, your mind-reading skills are impressive! Too bad I’m not broadcasting my thoughts.” (Points out their attempts to manipulate while maintaining a light-hearted vibe.)
“That’s an interesting angle—did you take a course in persuasive speech?” (Acknowledges their manipulation while hinting at your awareness of their tactics.)
“You should really consider writing a book on influence. I’ll pass on the reading list!” (Gently calls out their manipulation while deflecting any control.)
“I’ll have to consult my crystal ball for that one. It’s still warming up!” (Playfully indicates that their input isn’t as decisive as they think.)