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"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"I don't need your approval, darling. I have my own."
"I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping."
"Hereditary? Honey, I'm a self-made masterpiece."
"People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act."
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
"If you don't like my attitude, quit talking to me."
"I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning to sail my own ship."