“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
“You’re just like a penny, two-faced and worthless.”
“I really hate two-faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.”
“If you’re gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
“When I see you, I think, ‘I wonder which face she sees when she looks into the mirror.’”
“Fake friends are like shadows: always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.”
“A fake friend is an enemy in disguise.”