Bond beckons to act(ion): Times Of India

Exhilirating it would be if you were to make a James Bond film. Interested if you are, here's the recipe. Pre-credit action

No James Bond film can begin without a spectacular escape from some snow-capped mountains. So our James Bond will find himself in a wooden shack atop the Everest, tied to a chair and forced to watch Ekta Kapoor's soap operas on the idiot box. But trust 007 to free himself, switch off the TV, ski down the snowy slopes and hop into a hovering helicopter.

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And then cut to the title of this latest adventure of the world's greatest spy. Why not call it You Age Only Twice, considering the Bond formula hasn't changed much over 20 films in 40 years. And Bond still hasn't thought of a better line to introduce himself than "the name is Bond, James Bond".