By S A H Naqvi

To give peace a chance, top world leaders including George W Bush, Tony Blair, Ariel Sharon, Yasser Arafat, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Pervez Musharraf, Jiang Zemin and Vladimir Putin met recently at a deserted unknown Island somewhere in South Pacific and signed a Peace Declaration. The meeting is said to be organised by different intelligence agencies like CIA, RAW, ISI, Mossad etc, jointly at an undisclosed place in South Pacific. Highly placed intelligence sources revealed that preparations were on for the ‘World for Peace’ meeting of the top world leaders for over a year.
Fed-up with criss-crossing and creating troubles for each other, the intelligence agencies of the different nations came on a common platform. They pondered over leaving the hide and seek game, which is played in the international field and do something constructive in their respective countries instead of playing an evil form of Huen Tsang.
On condition of anonymity, a senior official who was present at the meeting gave a minute-to-minute account of the proceedings at the island. He said that the island was overflowing with love and affection for each other. Two million-dollar photographs were taken when Indian PM Vajpayee embraced Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf and Yasser Arafat kissed Ariel Sharon on cheeks in a true Arabian fashion. “All leaders seem to be worried about the world situation and were so engrossed in the one-day meet that they skipped their breakfast and lunch, as they kept on discussing poverty, corruption, education, unemployment, health, world pollution and so on...and yes terrorism...in a prolonged session of talks” the official revealed.
Sources said that in a fully amicable environment an Indo-Pak Declaration was signed without any hassle (There were shoot at sight orders for hawks!!) and the grand finale document for Mideast peace accord was signed and it guaranteed that the accord would not become Oslo...
The world leaders also agreed on destroying all the nuclear weapons and weapons of mass destruction, if any, in their respective countries. Taking a U-turn US agreed to face losses in business but keep the environment clean and thus enforce measures suggested in Kyoto Protocol. US President assured the world leaders of building the infrastructure in Afghanistan, which was razed to the ground during the US ‘War on Terror’. The senior official also revealed a highly confidential statement of President Bush whispered to Afghanistan interim leader Karzai to fill the gap of Afghan lives lost in the war. Bush, in a true showmanship of Texan wisdom, is said to have proposed a free supply of the potency drug Viagra to Afghans to increase population rapidly in the war-torn nation.
After the peace declarations were signed and whispers,kisses and embraces exchanged, a gala banquet was organised where the leaders sat like `Band of Brothers`(..and sisters)and prayed for the peaceful world. It’s April 1, April’s fool.