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New Delhi, Oct 01: Spam is irritating, clogs bandwidth and eats up precious space in your mailbox. Yet I can`t help but laugh at some of the ridiculous spam I receive. Sharing some of the masterpieces with you.
New Delhi, Oct 01: Spam is irritating, clogs bandwidth and eats up precious space in your mailbox. Yet I can't help but laugh at some of the ridiculous spam I receive. Sharing some of the masterpieces with you.
Consider this spam I received last week- If you and your spouse can't wait to be apart, then this is for you! At FREE DIVORCE we understand how expensive it can be to get a divorce, but with our do-it-yourself divorce kit, we have taken away the time, hassle and expense. It's fast and easy! You can get rid of your insignificant other in no time at all.
Sex, Lust and Spam If the above spam was about separating you from your better half, read the next one about getting you the woman you lust for.
Sexually Attract Women Instantly with nature's secret weapon... Pheromones!! Invisible and undetectable, when unknowingly inhaled by any woman, Androstenone Pheromone Concentrate for men unblocks all restraints and releases her raw animal sex drive!
Other men will envy your power and success! Wear it just as you would any cologne and women will be instantly attracted to you. Human pheromones have been proven to induce sexual desire in women - ALL WOMEN - even the stubborn one's who were unreceptive to you before! This astonishing fragrance attracts women like magic!
Maybe after attracting the woman this is what you need. Satisfy your wom@n you pindick (this was in the subject line of some spam) And if satisfaction is still afar maybe what you need is this.
Subject: Grow your PENIS 2 inches in 2 days! Message: Ask your wife or girlfriend RIGHT NOW if she wants you to have a larger penis. You know the answer because bigger IS better!
There is another one I receive often. The subject says: "You can cum like a Firehose"
Somehow, the spammers can't make up their mind about my gender, so I also receive breast enlargement spam promising me an earth-shattering bust!
Consider this spam I received last week- If you and your spouse can't wait to be apart, then this is for you! At FREE DIVORCE we understand how expensive it can be to get a divorce, but with our do-it-yourself divorce kit, we have taken away the time, hassle and expense. It's fast and easy! You can get rid of your insignificant other in no time at all.
Sex, Lust and Spam If the above spam was about separating you from your better half, read the next one about getting you the woman you lust for.
Sexually Attract Women Instantly with nature's secret weapon... Pheromones!! Invisible and undetectable, when unknowingly inhaled by any woman, Androstenone Pheromone Concentrate for men unblocks all restraints and releases her raw animal sex drive!
Other men will envy your power and success! Wear it just as you would any cologne and women will be instantly attracted to you. Human pheromones have been proven to induce sexual desire in women - ALL WOMEN - even the stubborn one's who were unreceptive to you before! This astonishing fragrance attracts women like magic!
Maybe after attracting the woman this is what you need. Satisfy your wom@n you pindick (this was in the subject line of some spam) And if satisfaction is still afar maybe what you need is this.
Subject: Grow your PENIS 2 inches in 2 days! Message: Ask your wife or girlfriend RIGHT NOW if she wants you to have a larger penis. You know the answer because bigger IS better!
There is another one I receive often. The subject says: "You can cum like a Firehose"
Somehow, the spammers can't make up their mind about my gender, so I also receive breast enlargement spam promising me an earth-shattering bust!