Mumbai, Oct 31:On November 1, Ash turns 30, a magic figure that spells matrimony for Bollywood bombshells. We present a list of the most suitable boys for her.

The dynastic match - Rahul Gandhi
If India's most eligible bachelor gave up his Colombian connection in favour of the country's most sought-after woman, it might do to the Congress what Indira Gandhi's garibi hatao slogan could not.

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If Ash waved from election podia and crooned Don't cry for me India , the entire country would be Amethi for the Congress. The BJP just might stop harping about Sonia's foreign origin, once the Hindu voices over Ash-Salman relationship are put to rest forever. And with Ash in the Congress camp, BJP's plans to rope in the mighty Khans for their campaign would turn ashen.


The hottest match - Sabeer Bhatia
What would you say if the hottest male marries the coolest woman? Yahoo! Ash would be his new Arzoo . With his millions and her million-dollar looks, they could make California and Hollywood blush in comparison to Bangalore and Bollywood.

Once she joins the hot male in California, where Madhuri Nene already lives, the three could do another version of Devdas . The dynastic match - Rahul Gandhi
If India's most eligible bachelor gave up his Colombian connection in favour of the country's most sought-after woman, it might do to the Congress what Indira Gandhi's garibi hatao slogan could not.


If Ash waved from election podia and crooned Don't cry for me India , the entire country would be Amethi for the Congress. The BJP just might stop harping about Sonia's foreign origin, once the Hindu voices over Ash-Salman relationship are put to rest forever. And with Ash in the Congress camp, BJP's plans to rope in the mighty Khans for their campaign would turn ashen.



The hottest match - Sabeer Bhatia

What would you say if the hottest male marries the coolest woman? Yahoo! Ash would be his new Arzoo . With his millions and her million-dollar looks, they could make California and Hollywood blush in comparison to Bangalore and Bollywood.



Once she joins the hot male in California, where Madhuri Nene already lives, the three could do another version of Devdas .

The Bollywood match - Vivek Oberoi

With the lover boy around, Ash would never need a cuddly poodle. See their soft-drink ad to know what we mean. Or try digging out pictures of him lurking around her as she charmed Cannes at this year's film festival.


They could also save on hospital bills, since both go the same doctor, who after unprecedented attention would most willingly give them discounts. Once married, Vivek might also be spared midnight calls. And may be their accidents (or were they?) on the sets would stop.


The nostalgic match - Salman Khan

This one is a classic from Bollywood's endings. Ash's family arranges an NRI doctor from the US for their glorious girl. As the couple take the pheras here, the Bollywood brat gets injured while shooting an action scene. He watches the news of Ash's marriage from his hospital bed, as Ash leaves for the airport, hubby in tow.



With an injured leg, Salman rushes to the airport, running over three persons on the pavement en route. But the friendly neighbourhood cop bails him out and our hero reaches the airport, only to see the plane take off. As he turns to leave, Salman feels an arm over his shoulder. Mr Rai hands over Ash to him and says, " Tere Naam ". THE END.

The Rangeela match - Ram Gopal Varma

Imagine the casting coup if Bollywood's beauty and brains came together – her beauty and his brains, that is. The item would take the sizzle out of all the item numbers put together by Ishaa, Urmila and Koyna. Not to forget Ramu's blue-eyed boy, Vivek, who with the two, would make khallas Company . And what would Ramu's next sequel after Darna Zaroori Hai be called? Main Aishwarya Rai Banna Chahti Hoon !


Game, set, match - Baichung Bhutia

This would be the best goal in the footballer's career. If Baichung took Ash to Sikkim, she could win over the Chinese to give up their claim on Indian land.


Awesome A and the small B would then dislodge Posh and Beck as sports' most celebrated couple. Baichung could may be then bend it better than Beckham and Gurinder Chadha could cast Ash as Jess in her hit's sequel called Bent it Better Than Beckham . Her other sequel could be called Baichung on the Beach .
Match fixing - Yuvraj Singh


If Yuvraj married Ash, India would not have to rely excessively on Sachin. With Ash in the stands, the Aussies, the Kiwis and the Pakistanis would be bowled over by the prettiest maiden.



The Men in Blue would turn the rest green with envy, if not red with blushes and there would be no more need to fix matches, once the mother of all matches is fixed.




Sahara's Parivar - Sushanto Roy


Papa Subroto Roy might have got the Big B, the small B and the would-have-been B (Karishma Kapoor) in his kitty, but if awesome A joined the parivar , it would provide everyone a lifetime of Sahara.



Ash could do a miracle for Sahara Manoranjan without doing a Krishma and change the channel's Destiny . Parmeshwar Godrej's cleavage would pale in significance in front of Ash magic at Samajwadi Party gatherings in Lucknow and Mayawati would lose her maya in her battle with Mulayam.



But, who will be the love match?


We can only suggest the most eligible suitors. After all, logic is seldom known to work where matters of the heart are concerned. Who will woo her, only Ash can tell. Can you?